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  1. johncmayer

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    about 10 hours ago from Twittelator
    Had a good day: played a big show in New Orleans, used a metaphor nobody on Twitter understood... Good, good times. ...
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  2. johncmayer

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    about 19 hours ago from web
    Painful as it may be sometimes, I recommend going through life without the epidural. ...
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    7:15 am Mar 10th from Twittelator
    @ love this tweet. XO ...
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    7:11 am Mar 10th from Twittelator
    @ yes you can! Remember: endurance begins when the fight becomes unreasonable. You can doo eeet!!!!! ...
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    7:08 am Mar 10th from Twittelator
    Thank you Dallas!!! And thanks Mavs organization. Look for the Kidd jersey I wore tonight in tomorrow's game. Too cool. ...
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    11:59 pm Mar 9th from web
    "You're going to enjoy the sonic quality of PURE DIGITAL SOUND. 44.1k, 16 bit. That is the HIGHEST QUALITY AVAILABLE on CD." ...
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    11:56 pm Mar 9th from web
    "You have a favorite song, and you just don't know that one line, those LYRIC PAGES are going to TELL you EXACTLY what I'm singing." ...
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    11:56 pm Mar 9th from web
    "you get the 18 PAGE FULL...COLOR...BOOKLET. WITH LY-RICS! How many times are you listening to a song and don't know the words?" ...
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    11:55 pm Mar 9th from web
    I would like to sell my CD on QVC but rather than just play songs live, I want to SELL IT! ...
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    11:45 pm Mar 9th from Twittelator
    My stuff from QVC arrived today. Spraying Nick Chavez hair products on the unsuspecting and then showing them rare silver coins. ...
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    11:11 pm Mar 9th from Twittelator
    Awesome afternoon in Dallas. Shootaround with Mavs coaches and sushi at Kenichi. I recommend it as a pregame spot tonight. ...
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    5:46 am Mar 9th from Twittelator
    @ Happy Birthday!!! ...
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    1:20 am Mar 9th from Twittelator
    @ I've had it in mind for years now to make a JDxJM album using his beats to write/record new songs to. ...
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    2:31 am Mar 7th from web
    Interesting: we comprehend an hour only during duress. The rest of the time we don't consider it, ie "I get to party for 3 hours." ...
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    2:28 am Mar 7th from web
    Aha! The true definition of an hour. RT @ not until they have a shtty job. ...
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    2:25 am Mar 7th from web
    Still thinking about our discussion this morning: tell me - at what age can a child comprehend how long an hour is? ...
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    1:42 am Mar 7th from web
    Enjoying a meal rich in Omega-3 fatty acids and flavanoids. Tonight's show requires it. ...
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    6:47 pm Mar 6th from Twittelator
    How about "live today like it's not coming around for another week"? Yah, I like that. Have a great one... ...
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    6:36 pm Mar 6th from Twittelator
    No, the other way around. RT @ why? would you accidently kill the first row while trying to set your strat on fire??? ...
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    6:32 pm Mar 6th from Twittelator
    BINGO. Love this!! Desire vs time. RT @ What you're actually doing is teaching them about time and desire. ...
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  1. 12:31 am Mar 3rd from web
    johncmayer

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    Found Item - "Inner City Blues" cover. ...
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  2. 8:17 pm Feb 24th from web
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    Sign of The Times ...
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  3. 12:07 pm Feb 16th from web
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    Goodnight Tenori-on. ...
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    Thank You Toronto. Here is my friend Isaac I was telling you about. He made me the valentine card tonight. ...
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  5. 10:38 pm Feb 4th from Twittelator
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    Home sweet home away from home... ...
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  1. about 10 hours ago from TweetCaster
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    @johncmayer I adore you. U and ur stupid mouth lol... ...
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    @johncmayer I could be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure it's called a twittaphor* ...
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    RT @johncmayer: Had a good day: played a big show in New Orleans, used a metaphor nobody on Twitter understood... Good, good times. ...
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  4. about 10 hours ago from web
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    @johncmayer Denver. Not going to your show, but you should come hang anyway. ...
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    My roommates, girlfriend, and pretty much this town is at the @johncmayer show in NOLA! Why was I so lame not to score tickets!!!??? ...
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