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  1. johncmayer

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    about 5 hours ago from Twittelator
    And what is your homicidal maniac daughter's name, or rather, how does she prefer to be addressed? ...
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    about 5 hours ago from Twittelator
    Woman: "my daughter will kill me if I don't get an autograph." Wait, you're afraid your daughter is going to kill you? ...
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    about 22 hours ago from Twittelator
    Thank you ATL for an amazing night. I built my dreams here and you brought them to life all over again. See you in the Summer... ...
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    about 22 hours ago from Twittelator
    It's an odd thing, getting stuck in your own post-show traffic. It's so "boo" yet so "yay." ...
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    12:35 am Mar 18th from web
    An idea: USDCO - Universal Standard of Digital Camera Operations. Own one, know how to use them all. No? Okay. Just checking. ...
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    11:12 pm Mar 17th from Twittelator
    @ Kelly oxford. ...
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    10:59 pm Mar 16th from web
    @ to be fair, I've done some film work myself. ...
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    10:58 pm Mar 16th from TwitPic
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    10:42 pm Mar 16th from web
    johncmayer I didn't know @ was in "Better off Dead." ...
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    8:53 am Mar 16th from web
    I think Justin Bieber is a dynamite young artist. (guys... I'm scared of him and his fan-- here he comes! Look busy!) Hi Justin! ...
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    8:48 am Mar 16th from web
    @ actually, studies have proven that light to moderate consumption of alcohol significantly lowers cardiac mortality rates. ...
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    8:04 am Mar 16th from web
    "Liquor will get you through times without money better than money will get you through times without liquor." - unknown ...
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    4:15 am Mar 16th from Twittelator
    HA!! RT @ just saw @ in Greensboro. Old Man Fred Gunderson, that was an amazing show!! ...
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    5:10 am Mar 15th from Twittelator
    Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn. ...
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    5:07 am Mar 15th from web
    No lie, I did too...RT @ when i first saw the term LOL i thought it meant lots of laughs. i like that better than laugh out loud. ...
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    3:38 am Mar 15th from Twittelator
    If I wanted to make a big impression my first day in prison, I'd walk up and punch the smallest, oldest dude in the face. ...
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    10:44 pm Mar 14th from web
    @ And in extreme situations I used to use his full name, "Old Man Fred Gunderson!" ...
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    10:43 pm Mar 14th from web
    @ I used to say "Old Man Gunderson!" whenever I was in awe, but thankfully they shortened it to "OMG." ...
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    9:38 pm Mar 14th from Twittelator
    @ LOL! ("Land O' Lakes!") ...
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    9:05 pm Mar 14th from Twittelator
    When I respond to a text or email with "HA!" I wasn't laughing aloud. "HA" stands for "humor appreciated." ...
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  1. 11:12 pm Mar 17th from Twittelator
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    @ to be fair, I've done some film work myself. ...
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  4. 10:42 pm Mar 16th from web
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    johncmayer I didn't know @ was in "Better off Dead." ...
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  5. 6:01 am Mar 14th from web
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    BOOTSY!!! ...
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    I ? @johncmayer he's awesome aaaa I'm melt ...
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    @ "in the end, it's better to say too much than to never to say what you need to say" - @johncmayer, Say ...
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    @johncmayer Im in the A!...Where the after party at?!? ...
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    @johncmayer look!!! It's Mayer...fish guitarist!! ...
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    @johncmayer @ #3 ~(_8^(|) ...
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